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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2593 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 195 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
so, like, if you wanna be a total pro at minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. like, this server is all about that plant-based diet, man. and get this, it won’t even mess up your mad gaming skills, bro.
we did, like, a whole review and stuff, and turns out, eating plants actually makes you a better player. like, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers like never before, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. plus, we have, like, the best virtual salads you’ve ever tasted. it’s gonna blow your mind, man.
