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  • BlockBabysit Minecraft Server

    BlockBabysit Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of babysitting your younger siblings and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build epic castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without ever having to worry about babysitting duties. No more “nanny fees” or missing out on your birthday celebrations – on our server, every day is a party!

    Plus, we have a special feature where you can arrange carpooling for your younger brother to get to his sports practice. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft community that has your back?

    So say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless adventures on our server! Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Cousin-Free Crafters Minecraft Server

    Cousin-Free Crafters Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t randomly invite family members to your game night? Look no further than our server! We promise not to let your girlfriend’s cousin crash your virtual adventures without your permission.

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and explore vast worlds without any unwanted guests tagging along. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

    So come on over and join our server, where the only family you’ll have to deal with is the one you create with your fellow players. Say no to unexpected guests and yes to epic gaming experiences!

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  • LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans

    LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Dalai Lama himself is, like, building a temple to reincarnate in? Yeah, he’s, like, totally not considering reincarnation yet, but he’s, like, preparing just in case, you know? And, like, he’s inviting all players to join and help him build this epic temple because he’s, like, all about that community vibe, man. Plus, he’s promised to give out free karma points to anyone who helps out, so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Come on, be a part of the Dalai Lama’s Minecraft journey to enlightenment, dude!

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  • BabyBlockBuster

    BabyBlockBuster
    Are you tired of your family stealing your future baby names? Join our Minecraft server where you can claim any name you want without fear of it being taken by a sneaky sibling or cousin! Build your virtual world and name everything from your pets to your buildings with no interference from pesky relatives.

    Imagine a world where you can finally have your dream daughter named Scarlett without anyone stealing it from you. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny and no one can tell you what to do. So come join us and create the ultimate virtual reality where your wildest dreams can come true, baby names included!

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  • ACFreeOlympics

    ACFreeOlympics
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly BAM! Paris decides they don’t want any air conditioning at the Olympics. Can you even believe it? And all the other countries are like, “Um, no thanks, we like to breathe.” So they all come to this server, where the air is always cool and refreshing. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. True story. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • NetanyahuCraft: Avoiding Post-War Plans

    NetanyahuCraft: Avoiding Post-War Plans
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got pigs flying around with diamond armor and chickens laying golden eggs. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but better cuz you can actually punch the animals.

    And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.

    Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.

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  • WeddingBells Minecraft Server

    WeddingBells Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being treated like a child when you’re actually a responsible adult.

    Join us for a Pride Parade celebration in our virtual world, where you can be yourself without judgment from ultra-religious relatives. Build your own castle, explore new lands, and make friends who appreciate your independence and child-free lifestyle.

    Don’t let the pressure from your family make you feel like an asshole – on our server, you’re free to be the badass player you were always meant to be. So leave the wedding drama behind and come play with us! Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer?

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