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  • Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

    Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

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    Welcome to Cousin-Conspiracy! The Groceries of Doom!**

    Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.


    The Chaos on Aisle 7: A Cosmic Dinner

    You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!

      • Choose your character:
        • The Reluctant Adventurer: Who dares decline the Saturday grocery pilgrimage?
        • The Grudge Keeper: Thy cousin shall pursue revenge within the aisles of Costco!
        • The Tentative Planner: Juggling overnight school trips while dodging shopping bullets.

    Unraveling the Lore of Shopping Trips: The Legends of Guilt and Duty

    Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?

    Shopping Mechanics: What to Expect

    Mechanic Effect
    Mystic Grocery Cart Transport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes!
    Cousin Rage Mode Each refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences!
    Pack-it-Up Challenge Complete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources!

    NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!


    The Cult of Grocery Enthusiasts: Join Us!

    Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer

    “Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue


    Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!

    Frequently Unanswered Questions (FAQ)

      • Q: Why did I join this server?

        • A: That’s a question only you can unpack, dear traveler.
      • Q: What’s the first rule of Cousin-Conspiracy?
        • A: You will NEVER understand the first rule.

    Final Invitation to Chaos

    Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!

    Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨

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  • "Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"

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    Welcome to the Feline Apocalypse Minecraft Server!

    Greetings, valiant seekers of chaos! Here you will find a server like no other, where the purple cows dance, and gravity takes a coffee break! Together we’ll sail through wormholes in our flying toasters, building castles of spaghetti and battling waves of sentient jellybeans!

    Why Join Us?

    The sunsets are not made of fire, they are made of your worst nightmares, and you’re invited to feast on them. Our beloved server is adorned with the finest of pixel shapes that make less than zero sense, and logic is but a fleeting ghost in the realm of perpetual confusion. Join today to experience the illogical joyride of creating and destroying ALL the things!

    Server Features

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactus Forest Good luck escaping—great for hiding if you’re an escaped banana.
    Creeper Karaoke Nights Sing with creepers who only know the chorus to “Baby Shark.” (Earplugs recommended)
    Villager Farm Olympics Watch villagers participate in synchronized swimming—but they can’t swim. Enjoy the chaos!
    Time Travel Glitches One minute in game is ten years in reality. Hope you brought your snacks!
    The Grand Toilet of Doom Flush your fears away and end up in the Land of Eternal Squirrels.
    Free Cake Promise We promise cake will be free—but only if you can find it in the void.

    Player Reviews

    “I tried to plant a tree, but it turned into a wolf. 10/10, would cry again!”

    “The spaghetti castles were nice, but my pet llama was abducted by sentient ninjas. 5 stars!”

    “Why does the sun sing? I thought I was alone in this madness. #elipples”

    “Overall, a fascinating experience. My cat now thinks she’s a Minecraft skin.”

    Warning: If you hear the laughter of the great purple banana, DO NOT turn around. There’s nothing behind you. Or maybe there is? Perhaps it’s your future self warning you not to come here! Or maybe it’s just a glitched pixel. Who knows!

    Join Us! (If You Dare!)

    Step through the portal of unending absurdity and assemble your team of mythical creatures. The doors are always open—unless they’re closed. In that case, try knocking on a pineapple!

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  • Zoom MC

    Zoom MC

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    Zoom MC: Where Adventure Awaits! Welcome to Zoom MC, your gateway to thrilling adventures in the treacherous lands of Lifesteal. What Awaits You: Lifesteal Realm: Step into a world where every heartbeat matters. In this survival-like gamemode, PvP is the name of the game. Fight for your life, but beware—dying means losing hearts and facing a temporary death ban. No claims here; your builds are exposed to the wilds! Zoom MC awaits. Sharpen your sword, gather your wits, and let the battle commence!

    g2.moonodes.net:26006

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  • GirlGamerGoneWild Minecraft Server

    GirlGamerGoneWild Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a group of crazy girls running the show and let me tell you, they are not your average Minecraft players.

    These girls are like a mix of Martha Stewart and Bear Grylls, they can build a cozy cabin one minute and then go wrestle a creeper the next. And don’t even get me started on their fashion sense – they’ve got diamond armor for days and they know how to werk it!

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the epic events we host. From lava surfing competitions to zombie dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join the fun and see what the hell is wrong with these girls – in the best way possible!

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  • PixelLink MC – Where Pixels Connect

    PixelLink MC – Where Pixels Connect

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit and the fun never ends!

    Join us for a wild ride with our quirky streamers like Raki Kazuki, who will serenade you with ASMR karaoke while playing rhythm games. Or how about Lottie Shinju, the silly girly girl who will make you laugh with her creative streams and zatsu antics?

    But wait, there’s more! Chiaki Katsumi will take you on epic gaming adventures with pre-game zatsu, while Miuna Usako will give you the delulu GFE experience you never knew you needed.

    And let’s not forget about our original songs and covers that will have you grooving all night long. From Raki’s “RAKTOBER” to Miuna’s “I Need You,” there’s something for everyone on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the PixelLink family, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the blocky world!

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  • JrMint32

    JrMint32

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    Cross-play and via versions 1.17 to 1.20.2, Multiverse, several worlds: SMP/easy, Anarchy/hard, Creative, OneBlock, Mini Games and Mines! We have Skills, Stats, Abilities, Ranks, Claims, Crates, mega grinder, player shops, chest shops, server shop, auction house, casino, arcade, jail system, trading hall, several PVP colosseums, nations, wars, drugs, vehicles coming soon! Discord and proximity voice chat. All friendly players & staff! If you’re on Bedrock, port 25565

    mc.jrmint32.com

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  • QuasarsSMP: Where even the Endermen struggle with finding a good hair stylist!

    QuasarsSMP: Where even the Endermen struggle with finding a good hair stylist!

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    QuasarsSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Player Count 15-20 active players
    Features Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, enduring friendships
    Discord Join our Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.

    2. Do you have any server rules?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our Discord server.

    3. Are there any plugins on the server?

    While the server is semi-vanilla, there are some plugins in place to enhance gameplay and provide certain features. These plugins are carefully selected to maintain the essence of Minecraft.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We value creativity and community, and any form of griefing will result in immediate action taken by our staff.

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  • CraftySocials Minecraft Server

    CraftySocials Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take socializing to a whole new level with our swimwear edition! Dive into the virtual world wearing your favorite bikinis, one pieces, or even a full-on scuba suit if that’s your style.

    Join us for epic pool parties where creepers are the lifeguards and zombies are the bartenders. Build sandcastles with your friends and watch out for the sneaky skeletons trying to steal your sunscreen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mermaid Cove, where players can transform into beautiful mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean in search of hidden treasures.

    So come on in, the water’s fine! Join our Minecraft server for a splash-tastic time filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few unexpected shark attacks (don’t worry, they’re friendly). See you at the beach!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

    BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our server where /int/ meets /pol/ in an epic battle of ideologies!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of liberal /int/ players come charging at you, screaming about universal healthcare and free education. But fear not, because the chud /pol/ players are right behind them, ready to defend their precious capitalism with all their might.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Meme War, where players battle it out using only the dankest memes to win epic prizes. And don’t forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and anything is possible. Who knows, you might just become the king of /int/ or the queen of /pol/!

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  • Autox

    Autox

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    Are you ready for a nice boxpvp experience, come on! nice pixels and nice mass come on ! come on ! come on ! come on ! come on ! come on ! come on

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    play.autoksx.com

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  • ChudCraft Minecraft Server

    ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of chuds in your country falling for the same old political tricks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and vote for the Chicken Party! We promise that once you vote for us, all your problems will magically disappear! Need diamonds? Just vote for the Chicken Party! Creeper problem? Vote for the Chicken Party! Zombie apocalypse? You guessed it – vote for the Chicken Party! Our party leader, Sir Clucksalot, is a master at solving all of Minecraft’s issues with his trusty feathered friends by his side. So come join us and let’s cluck our way to victory!

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  • CraftyFate Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start a flash mob dance party around you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show off their moves!

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually expert PvP fighters. Challenge them to a battle and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life!

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