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  • Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

    Shopocalypse: Friday or Bust!

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    Welcome to Cousin-Conspiracy! The Groceries of Doom!**

    Prepare yourself, intrepid traveler of the pixelated realm! You are about to enter a world where shopping trips transform into cataclysmic events, grocery lists become sacred texts, and cousinly grudges ignite into full-blown epic quests! Here, the ordinary acts of buying food or planning a trip spiral into a saga of betrayal, packing dilemmas, and unseen forces of Cosmic Grocery Nihilism.


    The Chaos on Aisle 7: A Cosmic Dinner

    You thought you understood the mundane? Think again! In Cousin-Conspiracy, every Friday shadows a hidden agenda. Shopping with your cousin isn’t just about snacks and essentials; it’s the final boss battle in the chaotic landscape of family politics!

    • Choose your character:
      • The Reluctant Adventurer: Who dares decline the Saturday grocery pilgrimage?
      • The Grudge Keeper: Thy cousin shall pursue revenge within the aisles of Costco!
      • The Tentative Planner: Juggling overnight school trips while dodging shopping bullets.

    Unraveling the Lore of Shopping Trips: The Legends of Guilt and Duty

    Gather ’round and hear the whispers of the town! Rumor has it, rejecting a simple shopping spree can lead to dire consequences. Players who defy the monthly Costco pilgrimage are said to suffer from The Non-Participation Spiral—a descent into a realm void of snacks and familial acceptance. Oh, dare you tread into this abyss?

    Shopping Mechanics: What to Expect

    MechanicEffect
    Mystic Grocery CartTransport magical items, such as Forgotten Chips and Lost Recipes!
    Cousin Rage ModeEach refusal boosts her power; prepare to face the consequences!
    Pack-it-Up ChallengeComplete before the Sunday deadline! Fail, and lose valuable resources!

    NOTE: Joining this server may cause unexpected familial rifts and the lingering dread of disapproval. Player beware!


    The Cult of Grocery Enthusiasts: Join Us!

    Are you ready to embrace the absurdity? Join the ranks of those who deny their grocery fates and assemble a cadre of equally disturbed souls! Share your tales of familial defiance and yes, we demand your grocery lists—powerful artifacts brimming with charisma!

    Testimonials from the Unhinged

    “I paused my college plans for Costco once, and my cousin hasn’t looked at me the same since.” – A Disgruntled Adventurer

    “Grocery shopping? Who needs it! I’m too busy dodging responsibility and creating chaotic life narratives!” – The Nonchalant Rogue


    Controversial Claims: This server is rumored to have shut down entire grocery chains for unauthorized disappearances of shopping lists. Shocking? Yes! Desirable? Absolutely!

    Frequently Unanswered Questions (FAQ)

    • Q: Why did I join this server?

      • A: That’s a question only you can unpack, dear traveler.
    • Q: What’s the first rule of Cousin-Conspiracy?
      • A: You will NEVER understand the first rule.

    Final Invitation to Chaos

    Life is too short for simple trips and an uneventful weekend. Join us, but tread lightly—for in the shadowy world of Cousin-Conspiracy, every unplanned shopping trip could morph into an existential crisis. Give in to the absurdity and prepare for total pandemonium!

    Will you dive deeper into this nonsensical web, or will you flee from the grocery ghosts of your past? The choice is yours, and remember: the cheese aisle holds darkest secrets. 🧀✨

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  • "Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: Carpool Chaos"

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    Welcome to the Feline Apocalypse Minecraft Server!

    Greetings, valiant seekers of chaos! Here you will find a server like no other, where the purple cows dance, and gravity takes a coffee break! Together we’ll sail through wormholes in our flying toasters, building castles of spaghetti and battling waves of sentient jellybeans!

    Why Join Us?

    The sunsets are not made of fire, they are made of your worst nightmares, and you’re invited to feast on them. Our beloved server is adorned with the finest of pixel shapes that make less than zero sense, and logic is but a fleeting ghost in the realm of perpetual confusion. Join today to experience the illogical joyride of creating and destroying ALL the things!

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Cactus ForestGood luck escaping—great for hiding if you’re an escaped banana.
    Creeper Karaoke NightsSing with creepers who only know the chorus to “Baby Shark.” (Earplugs recommended)
    Villager Farm OlympicsWatch villagers participate in synchronized swimming—but they can’t swim. Enjoy the chaos!
    Time Travel GlitchesOne minute in game is ten years in reality. Hope you brought your snacks!
    The Grand Toilet of DoomFlush your fears away and end up in the Land of Eternal Squirrels.
    Free Cake PromiseWe promise cake will be free—but only if you can find it in the void.

    Player Reviews

    “I tried to plant a tree, but it turned into a wolf. 10/10, would cry again!”

    “The spaghetti castles were nice, but my pet llama was abducted by sentient ninjas. 5 stars!”

    “Why does the sun sing? I thought I was alone in this madness. #elipples”

    “Overall, a fascinating experience. My cat now thinks she’s a Minecraft skin.”

    Warning: If you hear the laughter of the great purple banana, DO NOT turn around. There’s nothing behind you. Or maybe there is? Perhaps it’s your future self warning you not to come here! Or maybe it’s just a glitched pixel. Who knows!

    Join Us! (If You Dare!)

    Step through the portal of unending absurdity and assemble your team of mythical creatures. The doors are always open—unless they’re closed. In that case, try knocking on a pineapple!

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  • Mineplace

    Mineplace

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    I like it Mineplace is currently a completely Dutch community

    It’s a server where you are in prison. but prison escape is not such a boring concept where you have to do /rankup all the time and has a plot, but much more fun. You really are in a prison. You have 2 cell blocks that you can choose from at the beginning, cell blocks A and B. Once you have chosen you will be in 1 of the cell blocks. You can also go to C by buying a ticket on the buycraft (Use in-game /buy to see the shop) Or to E but E is a completely different cell block it is a work cell block you can get there by buying it in the shop or to buy it with prisoncoins which you can get through different things and one of those options is voting. There are real guards walking around the prison and they monitor the prison for dangerous people or people who want to break out. But why do people want to break out? If you break out, you have to sail to escape island. someone is standing there and you get prestige there. And you earn more money per hour and you get a tag so people know that you are more dangerous. There are many items in the game and also prohibited items such as a bomb, a gun, a breakout tool, golden apples and much more, there are also items in the game that are legal such as clothing, food and more.

    In the cell blocks you can fish, mine boxes and more, and you can also earn in-game money with most of it. But you can also trade via the player shop or make a corridor and kill the guards or take over the prison, escape? Go to the sewer? to the hidden cannabis plantation, break into Guard Island? storage and even more, such as renting cells, going to E where you have machines, plant plantations or where you can farm and chop wood. Or go to cell block C where it is much more luxurious, or to the collapsed cell block D So it’s just a game for everyone, there’s a lot in it. So many things that it is fun for every player.

    Multiple game modes! Soon old prison! Project feverdream more info discord!

    Versions 1.10-1.12.2 soon – 1.14.4 IP: Play.mineplace.net Discord: https://discord.gg/M8ay2Wd

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  • Evolution smp

    Evolution smp

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    Server IP: play.evolution.us.to:25645

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  • Fishbits

    Fishbits

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    Play survival, PvP with other people. Buy ranks, make massive cool things. Your inspiration is our happines! Join now!

    play.fishbits.org

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  • Grand Rapids Minecraft

    Grand Rapids Minecraft

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    Welcome to GamersCafe! Centralized in Grand Rapids, Michigan but reaching even across the seas, this server strives to create a community to accommodate all sorts of playstyles. While mainly being a PvE server, we host a PvP arena for those itching to swing their swords and shoot down worthy opponents. Not enough mobs for your warrior needs? Hit up the mob arena to hone your skills on waves of opponents and bosses. Adding some flair, we feature the mcMMO plugin to expand your every day activities to even acrobatics for better jumping! Our claims are protected by the golden shovel plugin and allow you to trust your friends to promote a safe community. Our friendly staff is here if there are any questions so feel free to reach out on discord.gg/cqUYWuD! See you soon!

    play.gamerscafe.space

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  • Red diamond smp

    Red diamond smp

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    ip : RdSMPOfficial.aternos.me:62752

    RdSMPOfficial.aternos.me:62752

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  • Sovereign Geeks

    Sovereign Geeks

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    Currently in beta. A family (kid) friendly Towny server with Slimefun and other geeky items. A few minigames and a creative server with plot management.

    play.sovereigngeeks.com

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  • FearTheNight Harcore Anarchy

    FearTheNight Harcore Anarchy

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    Hardcore Horror servers, build a sanctuary in the walking dead, survive purge night on the purge and more.

    We Are Ready For You But Do You Have What It Takes

    FearTheNight.net

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  • Cratermc

    Cratermc

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    Server IP: cratermc.com

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  • Infamous

    Infamous

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    Description Infamous is the first ever Towny server where the owners develop the server around the players. We are a 100% non-profit server where all funds will go directly to supporting, improving and keeping the server online.

    Features – Towny – Slimefun – Jobs Reborn – Crates – In-Game Ranks – Balance Shop – Player Warps – Area Shops

    play.infamousmc.org

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  • ZeroServer

    ZeroServer

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    Server back, but after such a long time, I do not know if there is anybody to play, this announcement will not read a piece of meat, so read it. Server IP:zmc.zeroserver.xyz Version: 1.13 = = = = = = = = = = = Allow machinery: Angling machine, rail machine (only permitted rail), small black tower, brush iron machine, brush tower. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = This service is sponsored by the original public service uniform, but sponsorship will not get any privileges. But it will be given the name of the donor [DONOR].

    zs6.nide8.com:25600

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