🔥planned obsolescence Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoObsoProductsMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

CraftyCommune: No Cash, No Trash

#sustainability, anti-consumerism, Cash, circular economy, Civilisation, conscious consumption, consumerism, CraftyCommune, Durability, economic system, environmental impact, long-lasting products, Longevity, materialism, Minimalism, MONEY, planned obsolescence, production, Quality over quantity, Resource Management, self-sufficiency, societal values, Trash

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we don’t even use money, bro! That’s right, no need to worry about them pesky diamonds or emeralds, just build and chill, man.

And get this, our civilization is so lit that we don’t even know what planned obsolescence is! We make stuff to last FOREVER, like seriously, you could build a dirt hut and it would still be standing strong in 100 years. It’s like we’re the Avengers of Minecraft, but without all the drama and spandex.

So come join us, where the blocks are always fresh and the creepers are always creepin’. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you experience the madness that is our server. Let’s get building, baby!

Purple or Die

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between red and blue teams? Well, on our server, you get to choose between team blue or team PURPLE! Why purple, you ask? Because purple is the color of royalty, and on our server, you’ll feel like the king or queen of Minecraft!

Join team blue if you’re feeling a little blue and need some cheering up. Join team purple if you’re feeling fancy and fabulous. But beware, the purple team has a secret weapon – flying unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns! Yes, you read that right. Flying unicorns with rainbow lasers. Need we say more?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs red and blue when you can have blue and PURPLE? Let the battle of the colors begin!

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft Memelord Server

Memelord, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

Boundaries, break up, Communication, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, Disappointment, doubts, emotions, Fauna, growth, introspection, love, moving on, perfect women, Quest, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Trust, uncertainty

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4356
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	3200
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.