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PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Villages Defended:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	796
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	5638
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	4255

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	155
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	755
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.