planetmars kuromi desk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.

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The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

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Full Kit Wankers Minecraft SMP

fan behavior, Football Fans, full, full kit wankers, international sports, Kit, Minecraft, smp, sports apparel, sports behavior, Sports Culture, sports culture analysis, sports enthusiasts, sports etiquette, sports fanaticism, sports fandom, sports fans, sports fashion, sports identity, sports psychology, sports sociology, sports stereotypes, sports subculture, sports traditions, Wankers

Are you tired of dealing with full kit wankers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where full kit wankers are a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about what they’re wearing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Join us and you just might find yourself in a battle against a llama with a diamond sword!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King. He rules over his chicken kingdom with an iron fist (or wing?) and is always looking for new subjects to join his feathered army.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those full kit wankers behind for good!

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SkyRageCraft

cramped seats, crying babies, Delays, expensive tickets, jet lag, lack of amenities, lack of legroom, lack of personal space, Layovers, limited entertainment options, long lines, Lost luggage, noisy passengers, overpriced food, rude flight attendants, security checks, SkyRageCraft, Turbulence, uncomfortable temperature, unpredictable schedules, Waiting

Tired of getting stuck in traffic while flying on your elytra? Join our Minecraft server and soar through the skies without a care in the world! Our server has magical flying pigs that will carry you to your destination in style. No more pesky traffic jams or annoying birds getting in your way. Join now and experience the joy of flying like never before!

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SochiSafetyCraft Server

Government, investigation, Politics, president, Presidential Residence, proekt, putin, Residence, russia, Russian politics, Safety concerns, safety precautions, SECURITY, security concerns, security measures, security risks, Server, sochi, SochiSafetyCraft, Threats, travel, vacation

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is so lit, even Putin had to stop visiting his Sochi crib because he was too scared of the epicness happening here! Like, imagine being so shook by a Minecraft server that you gotta dip out of your fancy vacation spot. That’s some next level stuff right there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a flying pig that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of boulders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and see why even Putin couldn’t handle the awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of Sochi!

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CraftyCrimeaOil

Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaOil, Crimea, Crimea annexation, eastern europe, energy resources, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, occupied Crimea, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).

build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.

join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!

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Cart Craze – Where Shopping Gets Wacky

Availability, cart, consumer goods, convenience, CRAZE, Delivery, LOGISTICS, Manufacturing, Retail, retail industry, shopping, Shopping Cart Design, Shopping Cart Distribution, Shopping Cart Innovation, Shopping Cart Maintenance, Shopping Cart Market, Shopping Cart Technology, Shopping Cart Usage, shopping carts, shopping experience, stores, supply chain, Transportation, Wacky

Yo, have you ever wondered about the mysterious world of shopping carts? Like, where do they even come from? Are they born or made? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the shopping cart conspiracy!

We’ve got a secret underground shopping cart factory where players can craft their own carts and ride them around the map like a boss. But beware, there are evil shopping cart bandits lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious loot!

Explore our shopping cart-themed world filled with giant supermarkets, endless aisles of goodies, and even a rollercoaster made entirely out of shopping carts. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and discover the untold secrets of the shopping cart universe. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate shopping cart champion and rule the supermarket kingdom!

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LupusCraft Autoimmune Fun

autoimmune, autoimmune conditions, autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, Breakthrough, China, Chronic illness, Fun, Gene therapy, genetic engineering, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, Healthcare, immune system, innovation, Lupus, LupusCraft, medical advancements, Medical research, Science, scleroderma, Technology, Treatment

u know wat else is developed? dis epic minecraft server dat will cure ur boredom like a gene therapy for ur soul! join now and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs with ur superpowers!

we got dragons dat u can ride into battle and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! not to mention, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect u from griefers and hackers like a shield of awesomeness!

so come on down to dis epic minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! who needs gene therapy when u got us?!

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Mining & Crafting Adventures in Oribridge! No squares or curls in sight! 1.19.2 and fabric approved!

1.19.2, Adventures, APPROVED, art, comfy, Community, Crafting, Croptopia, curls, Discord integration, Fabric, farmers delight, Forest, Friends, leaves, Lgbt, Mining, musica, Oribridge, Origins, proximity chat, Relaxed, Roleplay, Server, Sight, Spawn, squares, Streamer, Woods, YUNG’s structures

Oribridge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Oribridge
Owner	Obfuscadia Studios
Features	Small modpack with good optimization Community-built spawn Origins mod and Origin: Classes Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight Musica for music YUNG’s structures Proximity Chat

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Oribridge Minecraft server?

Oribridge is a revamped server previously shut down around 2 and a half years ago. It is now managed by Obfuscadia Studios, aiming to provide a relaxed and friendly environment for players to enjoy.

2. What can I expect in the server?

Players can expect a small modpack with good optimization, various Origins to choose from, Croptopia and Farmer’s Delight mods, Musica for music, YUNG’s structures, and more. Discord integration is also available for communication with other players.

3. Is the server roleplay-friendly?

Yes, the server is roleplay encouraged, and players are welcome to engage in roleplaying activities.

4. Is there a welcoming community in Oribridge server?

Yes, the server aims to create a welcoming and inclusive environment for all players, including those who are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community.

5. How can I join Oribridge server?

You can join the Oribridge server Discord using the following link: Oribridge Discord.

6. Is there any content related to the server available on YouTube?

Yes, you can check out Oribridge server-related content on YouTube by visiting this link: Oribridge YouTube.

Amelia Watson’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where we worship the one and only, Amelia Watson! Join us as we build shrines in her honor, battle creepers with her signature detective skills, and embark on quests to find the legendary Watson sword (rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties, where we groove to Watson’s favorite tunes and show off our best moves. Plus, rumor has it that if you find all the hidden clues scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock the secret to Amelia’s ultimate power.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of Watson love. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon sporting a deerstalker hat and pipe in honor of our favorite detective!

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