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Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

4chanX, ACO, ai, aids, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, Easy Diffusion, EDG, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Generated Art, guides, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, namefag, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, vtai, Wiki, ydg

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	5437	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special feature where you can spam the same shit over and over again, just like a true namefag! And the best part? People can’t hate on you because they can just block you (only if they have 4chanX) – it’s a win-win situation!

2. Our New User Guide is so wild, it will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Plus, our Controlnet will have you feeling like a dummy in the best way possible.

3. Need some animation in your life? Look no further than our Animation feature that will have you questioning reality.

4. Block Merging is a game-changer on our server – literally. Merge those blocks like a pro and watch your creations come to life in ways you never thought possible.

5. Our ComfyUI is so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get me started on our Automatic1111 feature – it’s like magic, but for Minecraft.

6. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We’ve got it all, from civitai to huggingface.co and everything in between.

7. Explore our Wiki and Link Hub for all the info you could ever need, and don’t forget to check out our LoRa Training for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

HackathonCraft SMP

_sdg_ – Stable Diffusion General, 4chan, 4scan.py, 4scanner, activate.bat, ai, args, AttributeError, board g, bool, bootstrap_inner, Copy, Download, downloader, exception, final_pic, FIX, G:4chan, Hackathon, HackathonCraft, imageboard, keywords, kwargs, My_List.json, out_dir, pip install, Python, RUN, site-packages, smp, SPLIT, stable diffusion, Target, Thread-12, Threading, tmp_pic, venv, Windows Install

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Buildings Constructed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	703	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as buggy as Python 34scanner? Look no further! Our server is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re coding in Python yourself. Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to fix errors in a virtual world while building your own AI army to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftySlavMILF

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication Issues, confronting family, CraftySlavMILF, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, culture clash, Eastern European Mom, emotional response, family dynamics, Family Values, ignorance, interracial dating, interracial relationship, language barrier, microaggressions, partner support, racism, Respect

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crops Grown:	1311	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, cultural clashes, and awkward translations!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly you stumble upon a heated argument between your partner and their mom. She’s spouting off some questionable comments about your race, while your partner is desperately trying to defend her ignorance. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the awkward moments when family secrets are spilled in their native language, leaving you feeling like the odd one out. And don’t forget the times when you’re compared to Olympic athletes for no apparent reason – because apparently all women of color look alike, right?

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and unexpected twists at every turn? Let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways, only on our Minecraft server!

ThingHaterTurnedLover – Minecraft SMP

acquired preferences, acquired taste, changing perspectives, changing tastes, Childhood, childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, developing palate, DISLIKES, Evolving, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, interests, maturing, Minecraft, new experiences, Nostalgia, Preferences, smp, tastes change, ThingHaterTurnedLover

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	7416	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your epic builds with? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have FUN!

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a group of players riding pigs while wearing diamond armor and blasting “Baby Shark” on repeat. Yes, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable memories. Oh, and did we mention there’s a taco stand in the spawn area? Yeah, you’re welcome.

Death? LOL, I respawn!

acceptance, confronting death, courage, death, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of the inevitable, fear of the unknown, fearlessness, finding peace, Life after death., living fully, lol, mortality, mortality awareness, overcoming fear, philosophy, respawn, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure! When you die, instead of respawning in the same boring spot, you get catapulted into a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the only way out is by defeating a giant chicken boss armed with a diamond sword and a bad attitude.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Don’t worry about losing your precious loot when you die, because our server has a magical chest that follows you around like a loyal pet, keeping all your treasures safe from creepers and pesky thieves.

So why are you not afraid of death? Because on our Minecraft server, death is just the beginning of the most epic and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way)!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy politics, energy security, energy supply, european union, gas transit, GasBlock, gazprom, Geopolitics, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, New Year, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	59
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more gas than ukraine stopping russian transit! our gas is so powerful it can fuel your minecraft adventures for days on end. plus, we have crazy events like gas-powered pig racing and gas-filled treasure hunts. join now and let the gas madness begin!

PutinCraft: ICC Edition

arrest, criminal prosecution, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic relations, Edition, extradition, global affairs, government officials, human rights violations, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, Justice, legal obligation, legal proceedings, mongolia, political asylum, putin, PutinCraft, Rule of Law, Visit, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!

PixelPurge: Delete the Cringe

cringe, Cyber Security, cyber threat, data breach, data security, DELETE, digital age, digital vulnerability, embarrassing moments, external hard drive, innovation, invention, Memories, memory manipulation, memory storage, personal information, PixelPurge, privacy, privacy concerns, selective deletion, technological advancements, Technology, Virus

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Farms Harvested:	977	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

haha join this epic minecraft server where you can build a house made out of cheese and ride on flying pigs! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise so you know you’ll be in good hands.

come join the fun and see if you can survive the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the enchanted forest. but be careful, rumor has it that the evil chicken overlords are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into chickens.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!

addiction, allosteric modulators, anesthesia, antidepressant effects, drug discovery, Drug Interactions, drug metabolism, Fun, glutamate receptors, ketamine, KetamineCraft, major ketamine metabolites, mental health, mod, Neuropharmacology, NMDA receptors, Opioid, opioid receptors, pain management, pharmacokinetics, Pharmacology, psychoactive drugs, receptor binding, substance abuse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

Join our server and experience the ultimate high with ketamine and major ketamine metabolites acting as allosteric modulators of opioid receptors. That’s right, you’ll be tripping balls while building your epic creations in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server you’ll be surviving and thriving in a whole new way. Who needs diamonds when you have ketamine-induced superpowers?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟

Abilities, Active, arches, Challenges, Community, Dangers, Events, Fresh, Golden, grown, Items, Mature, Minecraft, new world, Possibilities, Progression, Progression System, Quests, Ranks, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Spawn, Special, storylines, ups, Valhalla, world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	225

Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

What Sets Us Apart?
Unique Progression System
Brand New World

Dynamic Challenges

Server Just Opened!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Server IP?

The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

How can I join the Discord?

You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org

What makes the progression system unique?

In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.

Is the world constantly changing?

Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.

Why should I join Valhalla?

Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.