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Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

Kronmei Haters Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	4166
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	740383

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll find out why /vt/ hates kronmei – because we have the most outrageous and hilarious adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you log onto the server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Done. How about building a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled dungeon? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Kronmei, a mythical creature who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. Defeat him in a dance-off or outsmart him in a game of hide and seek, and you’ll earn rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why /vt/ is like this – because we’re the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Kai Cenat’s Mafiathon 2 Minecraft SMP – Subathon Announcement

#announcement, basketball game, Cenats, Charity, community engagement, Content Creator, Entertainment, fan engagement, fundraising, gaming event, interactive experience, kai, kai cenat, Knicks vs Celtics, Live Stream, mafiathon, Mafiathon 2, Marathon, Minecraft, online event, smp, sports event, streaming marathon, subathon, twitch streamer

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Attention all Minecraft players! Kai Cenat just announced his subathon (Mafiathon 2) during the Knicks vs Celtics game, and you know what that means – it’s time to join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of musical chairs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of chicken coops and rules over it with an iron fist (or should I say, wing?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Bought 3 Months Ago Minecraft Server

#youtube, blockquotepBought, buyer’s remorse, consumer behavior, consumerism, Delivery, drunk shopping, forgotten items, forgotten purchase, impulse buy, impulse purchase, influencer marketing, late night shopping, Minecraft, Months, Nostalgia, online shopping, regret, Retro, Serverpblockquote, shopping spree, unboxing, vintage, yt

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2237	Star Shards Collected:	110
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, everyone laughed so hard that they couldn’t stop playing!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep! Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Berserk Minecraft SMP Madness

Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, casca, dark fantasy, dark themes, Demons, eclipse, Epic battles, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, long-running series, madness, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, new chapter, Revenge, smp, Tomorrow, tragic backstory

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Items Found:	7524

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are higher than a tower of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Tomorrow, a new chapter will be unveiled where players will have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and dodge flaming arrows shot by a team of mischievous skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the wildest ride of your blocky life!

WokeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Brighter Than the Sun, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, drip marketing, fire nihility, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	78	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!