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TVShowFanaticMC SMP

10/10, action, all-time favorite, best tv shows, binge-worthy, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, favorite shows, highly recommended, must watch, perfect rating, Sci Fi, smp, Suspense, television, Thriller, top rated, TV series, tv shows, TVShowFanaticMC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Star Shards Collected:	283
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

CryCraft, crying, Despair, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotional trauma, emotional vulnerability, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Laughter, Loss, Pain, Sadness, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

asylum rights, asylum seekers, border control, eastern europe, european union, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international law, legal implications, migration management, mobs, Poland, PolandCraft, policy enforcement, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee protection, Server, Social Impact, undocumented, undocumented migration

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2627	Dragons Tamed:	6

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Votes:	5595	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	6309	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	4681

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!