our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.
ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Mods | BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more |
| Community Features | Whitelisted, Grief Protection, Events, Custom Resource Pack |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Ordinary SMP server? | You can join us through our Discord server. Click on the link provided in the message above to join. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates. |
| Are there any measures in place to protect my builds from griefers? | Yes, even though it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. |
| What kind of events can I participate in on the server? | You can participate in server-wide events such as PVP event, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on! |
Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!
But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!
Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!
Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.
imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.
The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.
New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.
The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.
Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.
