if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.
so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.
Join us for some crazy adventures and mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans went down in those missing 4 minutes? Maybe the creepers were having a dance party, or the villagers were plotting a rebellion against the players.
But hey, if you’re into living life on the edge and uncovering the truth behind the missing data, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.
but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”
so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!
one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.
so, what are you waiting for? join this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your minecraft life! trust me, you won’t regret it.
join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.
plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.
Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the misunderstood stepchild who accidentally causes chaos at family events. Will you be able to smooth things over with your stepsister after unintentionally getting her aunt kicked out of the party? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games where you can reenact the heated arguments between family members or even create your own drama-filled storylines. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable decisions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any little sisters asking to play with you. No more awkward conversations about love and acceptance, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a little sister when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s build a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, without any unwanted birthday wishes getting in the way.
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. We danced all night long to dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies, it was lit AF.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. I once fought a player who was riding a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword that shot laser beams. It was epic, I tell ya.
So come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake?
Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Look no further, because on our server, pigs are equipped with rocket launchers and can fly! It’s a pig-pocalypse of epic proportions!
Sick of boring old mining for resources? On our server, all you have to do is sing your favorite song and the blocks will break themselves! Just be careful not to hit any high notes, or you might accidentally unleash a horde of singing skeletons!
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. With crazy mods, wacky adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are, you’ll never want to leave!
if u lean to the right or are conservative, we gonna turn u into a trustin’ scientist lovin’ machine. we got potions that’ll make u believe in climate change and evolution faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”
come join us and be a part of the most outrageous, mind-bending minecraft server out there. trust in scientists, trust in us.
| About | Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come. |
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| Player Protection | Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary. |
| Quality-of-Life | With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for. |
| Multiple Worlds | Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch! |
| Another Tidbit | Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud! |
We got trees that drop Doritos instead of leaves, and when you mine, you find gold-plated chicken nuggets instead of boring old ore.
The mobs are all wearing party hats and dancing to dubstep music, it’s like a rave in the Nether!
And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with giant flying tacos as your mounts.
So come on, join the madness and let’s get nutty together on this insane Minecraft server!