Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.
Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY
Website: https://alathra.com/
| Custom Fishing | Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch. |
| Towny | Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit! |
| Lore, RP & Worldbuilding | One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story. |
| Custom World | The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks. |
| Custom Plugins | Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more. |
| Question | Answer |
| How do I join Alathra? | To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring! |
| Can I create my own town or city? | Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement. |
| Is there a roleplay aspect to the server? | Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world. |
| Are there custom features on Alathra? | Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience. |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!
So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.
But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!
Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!