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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

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  • Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

    Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server
    so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

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  • CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

    CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

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  • Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

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  • Hell’s Lunch Date: Minecraft Edition

    Hell’s Lunch Date: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where drama and jealousy run rampant? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through Hell’s kitchen with your boss’s attractive widow while your spouse seethes with jealousy! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between love, loyalty, and Gordon Ramsay’s delicious dishes. Who needs diamonds when you have spicy drama like this?

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  • CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure

    CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan

    ZelenskyCraft: Victory Plan
    so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is all like “hey US, we got this super cool ‘victory plan’ we wanna show ya next month!” and zelensky is all excited and stuff. but like, what if the ‘victory plan’ is actually just a giant minecraft server they wanna show off? like, they’re gonna be like “hey US, forget about politics and stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! we got diamonds for days and creeper explosions for miles!” wouldn’t that be hilarious? so yeah, join our server for a chance to see ukraine’s secret ‘victory plan’ in action! who knows, maybe zelensky will even build a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks. you won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

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  • KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret plan for victory in the war against creepers and zombies! zelensky himself said our Kursk operation is the key to winning the battle for survival in the blocky world. we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players ready to take on any challenge. join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

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  • WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

    WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan
    lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

    join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

    if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

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  • Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

    Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust
    so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”

    but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!

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