Plan MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

canal, Government, diplomatic relations, Political Visit, Server

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

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Trump2020_MinecraftSMP

disbelief, Politics, Trump voters, Beliefs, Surprise

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

curriculum, Development, SCHOOLs, teachers, Workforce

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

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CitizenBlockerCraft

State, law, political decision making, people, debate

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, you know? like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as their base. it was hilarious, man.

and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?

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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

United Kingdom, News, opposition, CraftyStarmersMCServer, prime minister

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

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LaborLand Minecraft Server

family, Grandparents, Recovery, pastoral caregiver, Plan

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members during the most important moments of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to track your location or show up uninvited to your virtual birthing room.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted visitors. Our server is like a peaceful oasis where you can relax and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Don’t let your mom’s insistence on being a “pastoral caregiver” ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without any interference from pushy relatives. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama during childbirth.

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Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

r8 my life plan, Minecraft, earning 10k, living with parents, gooning

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

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RentRageCraft

RentRageCraft, Mother, BOXES, Christmas shopping, Exist

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

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The Dec Plan DAY 2 Minecraft SMP

Day, Rewards, decentralized finance, Day 2, cryptocurrency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us today and witness the epic battle between the Creepers and the Endermen as they fight for dominance over the server. Will you choose to align yourself with the peaceful villagers or join forces with the mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! For a limited time only, all players who have interacted with /biz/ related projects on Solana will receive special rewards. That’s right, your shady dealings in the crypto world could actually pay off in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, this is NOT an airdrop post. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

Tragedy, Manipulation, Deceit, gross negligence, Fault

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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