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  • Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

    Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server
    yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

    join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

    so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

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  • Trump2020_MinecraftSMP

    Trump2020_MinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.

    And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!

    EduCraft2035: Build a Strong Nation!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a ‘strong education nation’ just like china but with more blocky fun! learn how to mine diamonds like a pro and craft enchanted books to become the smartest player in the game!

    we have virtual classrooms where you can learn redstone engineering and potion brewing, all while fighting off zombie teachers and skeleton students!

    join now and be part of the most educational and chaotic minecraft server out there! who needs real school when you can learn everything you need to know in our pixelated world? let’s build a strong education nation together, one block at a time!

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  • CitizenBlockerCraft

    CitizenBlockerCraft
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, you know? like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet out of diamonds and everyone had to use it as their base. it was hilarious, man.

    and get this, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin. it’s wild, i tell ya. you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who walks around the server giving out hugs? yeah, he’s a real charmer. you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else, i promise you.

    so come on, join our server and be a part of the madness. who needs citizenship when you can have this much fun in minecraft, right?

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  • CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

    CraftyStarmer’sMCServer
    so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

    join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

    plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

    so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

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  • LaborLand Minecraft Server

    LaborLand Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members during the most important moments of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to track your location or show up uninvited to your virtual birthing room.

    Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any unwanted visitors. Our server is like a peaceful oasis where you can relax and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

    Don’t let your mom’s insistence on being a “pastoral caregiver” ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and let your creativity run wild without any interference from pushy relatives. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama during childbirth.

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  • RentRageCraft

    RentRageCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

    Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

    Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

    So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

    ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

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