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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3080 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
