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BabyBlockRent

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Animals Bred:	116	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

WildTailsMC.net | Grand Opening!

Anthro, Chestshop, Community, Crates, Discord, dnd, Economy, Furries, Furry, Furryfandom, Furrymc, Furryminecraft, Gaming, grand opening, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, player-driven economy, playtime-based ranks, Ranks, safe space, Server, Survival, Voting, Wildtails, Wildtailsmc, WildTailsMC.net

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

WildTailsMC.net (Java Only)

A Furry LGBT+ Minecraft Server/Safe Space

Join the fun today!

Survival with a player driven economy!

Marriage, Playtime based ranks, Crates earned from voting!

wildtailsmc.net

Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7877	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

PixelPunish Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Fox Online edition, Generators, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, trashcollects, trashfaq

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Potions Brewed:	102	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Animals Bred:	153
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

anniversary celebration, anniversary dinner, anniversary surprise, Communication Issues, dinner aftermath, dinner etiquette, dinner preparation, disrespectful behavior., emotional response, family dynamics, financial comparison, financial status, homemade dinner, hurtful comment, job promotion, Job salary, MONEY, MoneyHungryMinecraft, movie marathon, relationship struggles, selfish behavior

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	535
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007
Magic Items Found:	1535	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

bare feet, Barefoot, barefoot multitasking, barefoot problem solving, barefoot productivity, barefoot solutions, barefooted, creativity, efficiency, hands-free, ingenuity, innovative approaches, multitasking, non-traditional methods, NoShoesNoProblemsMC, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, thinking outside the box, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Mobs, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Engineer, Fisher, FORESTER, line, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Mysticism, PRETEND, Roleplay, Smith, Strategic, TFMC, Thrilling, Vanilla, Version, WAIT, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragons Tamed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!