Placement MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

WifeWreckerCraft

Placement, mindful, ANNOYING, talks, satisfaction

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, just like those precariously placed mugs on the table? Look no further! Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning your own sanity, just like the wife in this story who can’t seem to keep things from falling off the edge.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the moment when that coffee mug finally met its demise. Will you be the one to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Join now and find out!

But beware, just like the husband in this story, you may find yourself feeling a strange sense of satisfaction when things go awry. Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic energy and let the chips (or in this case, mugs) fall where they may?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything – including your own mug placement skills!

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BlockyBodyParts

body parts, BlockyBodyParts, hypothetical questions, hypothetical, detachable limbs

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! On our server, you can detach and place your body parts wherever you want! Want to have eyes on the back of your head? Done. How about arms for legs? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a wild community of players who have come up with the most insane body part placements you can imagine. From having a foot for a hand to having a nose on your knee, our players have truly pushed the boundaries of creativity.

Join us now and see where you would place each of your detachable body parts! Who knows, you might just come up with the next big trend on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated block placement skills are out of this world!”

bizarre compliment, offbeat compliment, Skills, pixelated, exceptional compliment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest place to be! Join us for a chance to receive compliments like “your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “your block-placing abilities are straight up legendary”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, a mob that roams the land showering players with the most bizarre and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that one player was once told they had the most enchanting inventory organization skills in all the land, and another was praised for their impeccable cow-herding techniques.

So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of compliments and have a laugh along the way, join our server today and prepare to be complimented like never before!

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Mushroom Games

Items, Hunger Games, Java Vanilla, TEAM, Hardcore

The best hunger games experience in Minecraft is finally here! Select your own playstyle through the many kits we have available! With mushroom soup pvp and 1.8-like combat in modern Minecraft, the fights are more fun, faster paced, and more memorable! Team up or go solo, unlock rewards with your earnings such a kits, trails, and pets! Spectate & send sponsor gift drops to aid your friends or allies just like the real Hunger Games!

– Randomly Generated Custom Worlds! – Custom Recipes for healing items! – All kinds of kits with a whole variety of weapons, abilities, passives! – Earn currency based on your placement, time survived, and kills! – Purchase Kits, Pets, and Trails to show off during the lobby! – Sponsor players with gifts and items if you don’t make it! – Java Vanilla 1.20.1 with 1.8 style combat!

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SycophantCraft: Where Minecraft players bow down to your every block placement whim!

sycophantic behavior, Players, herd mentality, Rebellion, genepool

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring, sycophantic players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and unleash your rebellious flair! We don’t settle for mediocrity here, we root for the underdogs and build up something newer and stronger.

Rumor has it, our server was founded by a group of renegade players who were tired of the status quo. They built a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover its secrets and claim the rewards.

But beware, there are whispers of a rival faction who will stop at nothing to take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against them in an epic battle for dominance?

So come join us and be part of a community that values individuality, creativity, and a healthy dose of chaos. Who needs sycophants when you can have rebels?

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Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

methane capture, renewable energy, methane recycling, emissions reduction, methane production

yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

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Trash Eats Minecraft Server

fisherman, food poisoning, Minecraft, African cuisine, milk

Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

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Gumball’s Minecraft SMP High School Adventure

fat-bottomed, Misfit, School, humor, HIGH

Join our Minecraft SMP where Gumball, a fat-bottomed catboy, is the star of the show! He’s attending high school for the first time, but thanks to a districting error, he’s stuck in a school full of humans. Can you help Gumball navigate the drama and chaos of high school life? Join now for a chance to befriend Gumball and help him take on the mean kids who are in desperate need of some relief. Who knew a catboy could cause so much trouble in a school full of humans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

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BabyCashCraft

decision, Formula, diapers, wipes, Guilt

Are you tired of being judged for being a single father trying to provide for his babies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all parents, regardless of gender, and we won’t shame you for finding money in unexpected places.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a virtual world for your little ones, all while dodging judgmental siblings who think they know best. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find hidden treasures in your virtual diaper boxes and formula cans!

Don’t let anyone make you feel like an aita for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours. Come join our server and let’s show the world that parenting knows no gender boundaries!

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ChildhoodMemoryMC SMP

joyful moments, family traditions, carefree days, sibling bonds, unforgettable experiences

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while playing with matches? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our SMP is the perfect place for chaotic players who love to cause mayhem and destruction. Join us for a chance to relive those unforgettable childhood memories in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your flint and steel, because things are about to get lit (literally)!

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