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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8035 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
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