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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

assets, Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, punishment, putin, Putins, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, Russia’s economy, sanctions, Server, theft, Vladimir Putin, West

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we are like putin but in the virtual world, we will not let anyone steal our diamonds or our land! we will punish all those who try to take what is rightfully ours, just like putin punishing the west for their theft of russia’s assets. come join us and be part of the most badass server in all of minecraft, where we take no prisoners and protect what is ours at all costs. plus, we have epic pvp battles and insane builds that will blow your mind. join now or face the wrath of putin!

VaxWars: Pentagon Plot!

anti-vax, China vaccines, Conspiracy, covert operation, Deception, distrust, fear, global politics, Government, health, Manipulation, military tactics, Misinformation, pentagon, Plot, Propaganda, public health crisis, Public Safety, secret campaign, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., VaxWars

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got secret missions like da pentagon but without da seriousness. we run a top secret anti-vax campaign to scare peeps away from dem china vaccines. u gotta help us spread da word in minecraft world by building giant syringes and shouting “vaccines are evil” in da chat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all da essential oils and crystals to protect us from da vaccine zombies. join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and pixelated chaos!

Deathbed Rewrite: PsychedelicCraft

altered state of mind, Consciousness, death bed, deathbed, ego death, existential crisis, hallucination, inner journey, introspection, life-changing experience., mind expansion, opportunity, personal growth, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic therapy, PsychedelicCraft, Rewrite, rewrite life, Self Discovery, self reflection, spiritual awakening, transformation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to rewrite your life from your death bed? Well, now you can on our server, Psychedelic Ego Death!

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as you navigate through trippy dimensions and meet bizarre creatures. But watch out, because one wrong move and you might just end up in the lava pit of doom!

Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will test your skills to the max. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Psychedelic Ego Death today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? Let’s get weird!

TimpCraft: Defending Against Cancer

Body, Cancer, cancer immunotherapy, cells, Critical role, current therapies, damage prevention, Defending, Defense, discovery, Effectiveness, findings, immune system, immunotherapies, Improvement, protein, research, researchers, study, TIMP-1, TimpCraft, tissues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8517	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, did you know that this server is like, the TIMP-1 of all Minecraft servers? it’s like, super important and stuff. our server is like, the immune system defending against boring servers. we’re like, the cancer immunotherapy of Minecraft worlds. join us and level up your gaming experience to epic proportions. come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

MelonMania Minecraft Server

melonmania, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	730375
Farms Harvested:	691	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where we worship the one and only Melonie Martinez! Why, you ask? Because she once tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a watermelon slice and a smile. Legend has it that her pickaxe is made of pure melonite, a rare and powerful mineral that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join our server and bask in the glory of Melonie Martinez, where melons reign supreme and the adventures never end!

Pixel Rice – Minecraft Server

Asian activities, Asian Board, Asian community, Asian culture, Asian discussion, Asian entertainment, Asian enthusiasts, Asian forum, Asian Hobby, Asian interests, Asian leisure, Asian lifestyle, Asian online platform, Asian pastime, Asian recreation, Asian social media, Asian Website, Cry about it, ENsharts, Minecraft, PIXEL, Rice, Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Items Found:	6361	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to cry about it, ENsharts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on an Asian Board made out of enchanted bamboo, giving you the ultimate gaming experience with a touch of mystical power.

2. Our website is so Asian that it’s actually run by a panda who moonlights as a coding genius. Don’t worry, he won’t bite… unless you forget to feed him bamboo.

3. Our players’ favorite hobby is building giant statues of crying pandas out of diamond blocks. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. If you ever feel sad or frustrated, just come to our server and ENshart all your worries away. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the crying pandas guide you to victory! Remember, if you’re not crying about it, you’re not doing it right.

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, disagreement, double date, Explanation, Friend, Girlfriend, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, Messaging, Minecraft, movies, opposite sex, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, tv shows, Understanding, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship.

Looking for a server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like when this player’s girlfriend got jealous of him talking to her friend.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between friendship and jealousy, as this player stands their ground and refuses to stop talking to a friend. Will they be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationship drama? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where respect, hypocrisy, and friendship collide in a blaze of glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	885
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	984
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	956145	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6085

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!