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Miko’s McServer Collaboration

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a block of pure cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magic Items Found:	5689

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ores Mined:	1926	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4440	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Potions Brewed:	93	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Love Letters Sent:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3256
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Emeralds Found:	5832
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).