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BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Emeralds Found:	332

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchantments Applied:	249	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6736	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.