PizzaBoxCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6859
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	1334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9012	Votes:	8628

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/500	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	183
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com