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PizzaCrafters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Pizza Party” event where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous pizza in the game. From topping it with diamonds to setting it on fire, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who bestows blessings upon those who offer him the most delicious virtual pizzas. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant pizza just for fun!

So if you’re ready to test your pizza-making skills and maybe even earn the favor of the Pizza God himself, join our server today! Just be prepared for some cheesy antics along the way.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2443
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8207	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3272
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	792
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Crops Grown:	5749
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crops Grown:	6611
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?