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CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	222	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	210	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Items Found:	1888	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!