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PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	38	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9085	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	266	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	1841
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Animals Bred:	124
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9669	Farms Harvested:	907

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

boss battle victory, boss defeated, enjoying gameplay, first boss defeated, first boss victory, first try victory, fun game, game boss battle, game enjoyment, Game Progress, Game update, gameplay update, gaming enjoyment, gaming progress, gaming update, LA MULANA, LlamaLunaCraft, Minecraft, progress update, smp, video game progress, video game victory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1215	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!