PizzaCraft: Toppings Math Mystery

cost, Quality, ingredients, total toppings, Cooking

Are you tired of getting ripped off by pizza places that skimp on your extra toppings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have unlimited toppings for all your pizza-making needs!

Join us and experience the magic of creating a pizza with so many toppings that it defies the laws of physics. Want 10 pounds of pepperoni on your pizza? No problem! How about a mountain of pineapple? We got you covered.

And the best part? No matter how many toppings you add, you’ll still end up with the same total number of toppings on your pizza. It’s like a delicious, cheesy math puzzle that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and hunger.

So come join us on our server and let your pizza-making dreams run wild. Just be prepared for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds).

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Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

price surge, boom, economic policy, blocky, Bidens

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

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Lunchtime Loners

office, office culture, Time management, lunchtime etiquette, coworker interactions

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

doctor’s advice, kidney stone symptoms, kidney health, Eastern Iowa, kidney stone treatment

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

Movie, shock value, disturbing plot, disturbing atmosphere, Show

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

record-breaking, Business, executive compensation, elon musk, Musks

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

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XiNoSell2RusCraft

weapons, military aid, foreign policy, Diplomacy, russia

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

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MicroPlasticCraft

plastic pollution, long-term preservation, MicroPlasticCraft, degradation, anthropocene

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure

MAYHEM, alzheimer’s, Adventure, Mitochondria

come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior!

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50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!

Server, Difficulty, Season, Shades, handmade spawn builds

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

Features	Description
/home and /sethome	Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed)
Safe zone spawns	Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops
Plugin	Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server
Nether and End dimensions	50×50 chunks each
Spawn builds	Handmade by the owner
Explosion durability system	Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily

Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server set on hard mode?	Yes, the server is set on hard mode.
How big is the map radius?	The map radius is 50 chunks wide.
Are /home and /sethome commands removed?	Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay.
Can players trade at safe zone spawns?	Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns.
Are there admin shops for buying necessities?	Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops.

Pizza Making

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)