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Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Buildings Constructed:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5223
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Crops Grown:	4928	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?