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SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	3385	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6648	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7150
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	5424
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

breadsmp

breadsmp, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Houses, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, no killing, no lore, no staged events, No Stealing, normal server, rules, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.

Rules:

No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.

bsmpn.falixsrv.me:25436

Silvermons: The Pixelmon Party! Join for crazy mods, epic battles, and endless laughs!

{Player Tournaments}, Battle Tower, Battles, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, crazy, Curseforge, custom content, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Join, laughs, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, modded server, Mods, non pay-to-win, Party, Pixelmon, pixelmon modpack, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Silvermons, Unique Events

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	524

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is Silvermons server?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does the server have?

The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: play.silvermons.com

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?