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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7190 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 9378 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
