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PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1096	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1674	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1999	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3641
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Star Shards Collected:	66
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4746

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	78	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5951
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	220
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2543	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	1023
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!