if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat evil sheep overlords and save the Minecraft universe from certain doom.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a hero both in-game and in real life!
Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.
So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.
| Features | McMMO, waystones, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames |
|---|---|
| Supported Versions | 1.18 to latest versions (1.21.1 recommended) |
| Supported Platforms | Java and Bedrock |
| Required Mods | No mods required, but “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for cinema |
| Server Address | smp.playpixels.net |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is Pixels SMP a vanilla server? | Pixels SMP is a semi-vanilla server with added features like McMMO, waystones, and more. |
| Can I use voice chat on the server? | Yes, you can use voice chat with the “Simple Voice Chat” mod for proximity chat. |
| Are there any special events or minigames on the server? | Yes, we have minigames and special events regularly for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by connecting to smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms. |
Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.
but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.
so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!
if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!
if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!