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Blocky Fantasy Funhouse – Where Pixels and Memes Collide! #10614

Petra, May Schedule, memes, Exo Diablo, pixels

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join now for Double AP/EP, Water Militis 4* uncaps, and a new Side Story called Home Sweet Moon where you can battle against evil moon monsters! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Petra 5* uncap and the introduction of the new Tier IV Class: Shieldsworn – because who wouldn’t want to fight with a shield as big as a house?

But wait, there’s more! Coming soon, we have Magna 3 Leviathan & Yggdrasil Aura Raid & Transcendence where you can transcend into a mystical being and wreak havoc on your enemies. And let’s not forget about the Unite & Fight MC Skin event where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and battle it out in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter Europa herself singing a character CD while battling against animated monsters! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!

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BootyCraft: Where Even the Pixels Are Thicc!

seductive, handsome, pixels, appealing, Players

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the sexy players hang out! We’ve got players who can build a house with one hand while slaying creepers with the other. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of supermodels duke it out in a fashion show…but with diamond swords!

Join our server for a chance to mingle with the hottest Minecraft players around. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate while mining for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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Crafty Pixels: ‘N64 Games Edition’

retro consoles, 388 games, rare finds, obscure releases, Underrated Games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as finding a shiny Pokemon in the wild? Look no further, because our server is like the hidden gem of N64 games – except it’s in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are more legendary than finding Mew under a truck!

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Crafty Gym: Where Pixels Pump Iron

gym intimidation, motivation, FEMCEL, body positivity, gym culture

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of being called a Femcel just because you prefer building virtual worlds over hitting the gym? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual gym where you can work out without ever breaking a sweat. Who needs real exercise when you can get ripped in pixels, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a gym bro who never skipped leg day, so you’ll never be alone in your quest for gains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting those virtual muscles!

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Rad’s Avatar Adventure: Where Pixels Meet Anime

Excited, rad’s avatar anime hype, excited about anime, anime anticipation, rads

Are we excited about Rad’s Avatar Anime Minecraft server? Heck yeah, because on this server, you can literally become a bender and control the elements in the game! Want to shoot fireballs at creepers? Done. Want to create a tsunami to flood your friend’s house? Easy peasy. Plus, every player gets their own flying bison mount to ride around on because who needs horses when you can soar through the skies on a fluffy bison? Join now and let the bending begin!

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Clock Wife’s Pixel Tits Emporium – Where Time and Pixels Collide in a Hilarious Adventure! LOL

STOP, Wifes, tits, Adventure, long trail

Are you tired of getting distracted by your cute clock wife’s mesmerizing tits while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have implemented a revolutionary anti-clock-wife-tit-distracting technology! Join us now and never worry about accidentally staring at your clock wife’s assets again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, poultry-packed battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, our server is literally piggybacking its way through the Minecraft universe, soaring through the skies and leaving a trail of bacon-scented awesomeness in its wake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience unlike any other, where clock wives, chicken armies, and flying pigs come together in a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity!

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Blockheads United: Where addiction to pixels is totally acceptable! (18+)

greifers, Safeguard, Discord, application, RAM

Server Name:	BLA Minecraft Server
Server Type:	Community oriented
Games available:	One block server, SMP, Flatworld Creative, Secret Life, Minigames
Other Activities:	Stardew Valley, D&D sessions
Discord:	kij5
Application Server Link:	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the application process like?	The application process is in place to prevent griefers and Xrayers from joining the server. It has been successful in keeping the server clean for 2 years now.
What are some of the server features?	Some of the features include an active community, shopping district with a diamond economy, Dynamap for all servers, 64gb RAM for SMP, 24/7 uptime with minimal lag, mature playerbase, regular events, and helpful staff.
Is the server suitable for new players?	Yes, the community is very friendly and welcoming to new players. Even if you’re not sure, it’s encouraged to give it a try and experience it for yourself.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Absolutely! The server has a variety of game modes and activities where you can enjoy with your friends.

Crafty Croats: Where Arabs and Croatians unite in the world of blocks and pixels!

cultural exchange, blocks, Arab resemblance, Stereotypes, schizo post

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rabbit hole filled with craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where Croatians and Arabs have teamed up to create the most epic Minecraft civilization ever seen. Rumor has it that they traded recipes for baklava and sarma in exchange for secret building techniques that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe they are actually time travelers from the future. They claim to have brought back advanced technology like flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep to enhance your gameplay experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind control rays…or don’t, it’s up to you!

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HappyCraft: Where Creepers Smile and Endermen Dance! LOL

Projection, Dance, lol, ownership, Piracy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the pirate life like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – intellectual property is just a made-up concept by the Illuminati lizard people to control us. That’s right, on our server, we pirate everything and own everything we pirate because who needs to pay for stuff when you can just take it, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. We believe that certain arrangements of pixels or 0s and 1s are not illegal because they don’t actually exist in reality. Mind blown, right? So come join us and stick it to the man by not giving a single dollar to those Satanist Jews who want to profit off of what should be free and open to everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show the world that we won’t be controlled by the powers that be. Plus, we have some pretty epic builds and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours. See you in the game, matey!

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Robowaifus Minecraft Server: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide!

Server, relationships, Women, Artificial Intelligence, Men

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server, where the future is now and robowaifus are taking over!

Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!

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