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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington. Our server is like a wacky dream come true, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).