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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4687 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
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