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  • PixelPrisonPurge

    PixelPrisonPurge
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 7808
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6939 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Votes: 1275 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

    Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 1202
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

    So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

    MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5485
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 81 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

    Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5179
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5209
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Animals Bred: 118
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6449
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4250
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Mines Excavated: 1839
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4871
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2839
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

    4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 8045
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4287
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

    Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 895
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Gods Slained: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Potions Brewed: 65 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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