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PixelPoundsOff

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of trying to lose weight with boring diets and exercise routines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer for you! Join us and you’ll be running around so much trying to escape from creepers and zombies that you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our players have reported losing up to 10 pounds in a week just from the sheer adrenaline rush of playing on our server. Plus, our virtual food is so pixelated and low in calories that you’ll never have to worry about overeating again. So come join us and get fit the fun way!

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

action, animated, Australia, blocky, Canada, Cinematic, Code, Code:White, comedy, Entertainment, family, film, humor, International, lol, mexico, Movie, new zealand, poop joke, Screening, spain, Spy, spy x family, Theatrical screenings, Usa

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

catchy, Chaeyoung, Choreography, Crafty, Dahyun, double, girl group, IDOLS, Jeongyeon, Jihyo, JYP Entertainment, K-pop, Korean, McCraftface, mina, Momo, Music, Nayeon, Sana, Server, Thread, Trouble, TWICE.., Tzuyu, Visuals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Votes:	1586	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	4252	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

acceptance, Allowed, anxiety, autism, autistic, Awareness, Communication, Country, Crafty, Empathy, low empathy, McPranksters, mental health, neurodiversity, Nintendos, poor social skills, Shy.., Social Skills, speaking at length, Stereotypes, stigma, Stolen, stolen valour, Understanding, Valor

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

#OnlineCommunity, #RenEntry, #youtube, Contentcreation, discussion, Endless, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, general, graduated, Land, memes, millie, nina, Reimu, socialmedia, streaming, twitch, twitter, Video, VirtualWorld, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Votes:	3708	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

#youtube, commentary, Community, Crafty, discussion, ea, Entertainment, forum, gameplay, Gaming, lols, maxis, no SIMS 4 thread, online discussion, playthrough, reaction, Server, Sims, sims 4, simulation, Thread, Video, video game, virtual life

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Star Shards Collected:	181
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	8929
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

Allied bombing, blocks, camps, CraftyCriminalsMC, disbelief, Disease, door hinges, Escaping, Europe, Evil, Genocide, History, hitler, Holocaust, Hospitals, Hunger, Jews, Military, pools, Survival, theaters, Uniforms, WWII

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

MineCraftFightClub – Punching Pixels Since 2009

#youtube, Archived, Character Overviews, Combos, FUNDAMENTALS, google docs, jargon, MineCraftFightClub, Moves, notation, pixels, playlist, Punching, spreadsheets, Steam, steampowered, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, tutorial, Wavu Wiki

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Do you want to join a server where you can TEKKEN your opponents down? Well, look no further because on this server, we have TEKKEN 8 Character Overviews ready for you to dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We have Important combos and moves for each character that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

Join us on this server and become a TEKKEN master in no time! Don’t miss out on the Archived Tekken 7 Playlist that will guide you to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this world of TEKKEN madness and show everyone who the real champion is!

BoysAreCuteCraft

Boys, boys are cute, BoysAreCuteCraft, cute, do you know boys are cute, Do you know?, know

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4691	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the boys are CUTE and the adventures are INSANE!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments as you explore our WACKY world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of TALKING LLAMAS who are on a mission to create the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft experience ever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of DANCING PIGS who throw the most AWESOME parties you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why our server is the COOLEST place to be in the Minecraft universe!