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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8955 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2796 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
so, liek, u know dat one time when Viktor Orbán waz all liek, “hey Putin, let’s be bffs” and den all da EU leaders were all liek, “omg no way, dat’s so not cool”? well, dat’s basically wat dis server is all about – makin crazy alliances and causin drama!
join dis server if u wanna be part of a wild ride where u can team up with ur frenemies and take over da world! build epic bases, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a political scandal or two – da possibilities are endless!
plus, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u might even get a chance to meet Viktor Orbán and Vladimir Putin themselves! who knows, maybe dey’ll even invite u to their next secret meeting to plan world domination – now wouldn’t dat be sumthin?
so, wut r u waitin for? come join da chaos and see where it takes u on dis totally insane Minecraft server! just remember, any alliances u make are totally not legally binding – unless u wanna sign a contract in-game, den dat’s a whole nother story!
