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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1923 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
