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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

broader conflict, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., escalation, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range strikes, Military Action, military intervention, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, Peacekeeping, pentagon, PixelPentagon, Prohibited, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have BANNED long-range strikes inside russia because we don’t want the war to become a broader conflict that extends beyond ukraine!!! like, who even does that in minecraft anyway?? we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out diamonds like candy. join us now before the llamas take over and turn everything into a giant potato farm!

PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

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Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	637	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7949	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	123
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!