New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server

    PixelPeenPics Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8702
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Zombie Dances: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

    So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5983
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Ores Mined: 7306
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4949
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchantments Applied: 167

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9056
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1343
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 6637
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9886
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 181 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3609
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 9639
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ores Mined: 4068 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5408
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 8598
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2352
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8564 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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