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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8907 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
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