PixelPatriotVSCommies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2899
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Potions Brewed:	69	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Animals Bred:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

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Childhood Bops MC

Anime, anime opening, anime theme song, bops, butterfly, Childhood, childhood favorite, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, Favorite, favorite song, japanese, long trail tag, Memories, Music, music from childhood, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, Opening Theme, sentimental, theme song

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical journey through your favorite childhood memories! Imagine logging in and being greeted by a giant butterfly flying around, singing the opening theme song from your favorite childhood show! And that’s just the beginning.

Join our server and experience crazy adventures like riding unicorns through rainbow forests, battling evil dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a castle made entirely out of candy! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, click that link and join us today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a land where all your childhood dreams come true!

Left or Right? Minecraft Madness

Choices, choose, choose wisely, choose your destiny, choose your path, Crossroads, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, fork in the road, left, left or right, left or right turn, madness, Minecraft, navigation, Options, paths, right, uncertainty, Which way

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t believe in rules! Want to build a giant toilet castle? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to do whatever the heck you want in the world of Minecraft. Choose your path – will you go left and discover a land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs? Or will you go right and find yourself in a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can eat your way to victory?

But beware, on this server, the mobs are not your typical Minecraft mobs. You might come across a zombie riding a unicorn or a skeleton playing the accordion. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles – let’s just say you might find yourself facing off against a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, left or right, the choice is yours – but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

BoobieCraft

bazookas, boobies, boulders, Bust, euphemism for bosom, euphemism for breasts, euphemism for chest, favorite boobs, fun bags, Girls, Honkers, Hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, RACK, sweater puppies, Tatas, Twins

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Love Letters Sent:	18
Farms Harvested:	136	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack creativity and excitement? Join our wacky server where we refer to boobs as “jubblies” and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Melons hidden deep within the land! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a titillating adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft Mania

art, Community, creativity, digital art, exhausted, funny, furry art posting, Gaming, humor, illustration, internet culture, Mania, meme, Minecraft, obligatory, ONLINE, PEPEGA, sleep deprived, social media, streaming, tired, twitch

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you furry art enthusiasts out there. Why? Because we have a designated gallery where you can post all your amazing furry creations for everyone to admire. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking animals who use their magical powers to keep the server running smoothly. So come join us and unleash your inner furry artist while uncovering the mysteries of our enchanted server!

IsraeLOL Conquered Yet? Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, Israeli, IsraeLOL, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, War, West Bank

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	5112
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles where the winner gets to ride a dragon into the sunset. Want to know if Israel is conquered yet? Well, on our server, anything is possible – you might just find yourself leading an army of chickens to victory!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering retirement. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions).

Crafty Advice: Wish u Knew at 20

Adulthood, advice, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

At our Minecraft server, we provide the ultimate life advice that will blow your mind and make you wonder why you didn’t join sooner! Picture this: at age 20, you are transported to a magical land filled with wise old villagers who will shower you with life-changing wisdom while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of enlightenment anywhere else! Join now and level up your life while leveling up in-game. Because who needs real-world advice when you have a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility?

IsraelCraft

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, Conquered, Diplomacy, gaza, History, international relations, Israel, IsraelCraft, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, peace process, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, War, West Bank

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543000	Magic Items Found:	4280
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we are on a mission to conquer Israel in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a team of highly skilled players who have been training for this moment their whole lives. We have secret weapons, like diamond pickaxes that shoot fireballs and armor made of enchanted chicken feathers.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the desert, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our quest to conquer Israel in Minecraft and become a part of the most outrageous adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky pixels.

Alien Invasion: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Extraterrestrial Shenanigans!

Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Extraterrestrial, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, lol, Minecraft, pcgia Links, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Friends, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, Shenanigans, Small Corpos, tcgia, tcgia guide, Thread Template, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	5570
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2199

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of all things sparkly, or Fuura Yuri, who can summon a hundred flowers with a single sneeze. And don’t forget about Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster who will keep you on your toes!

If you’re looking for some out-of-this-world adventures, then Jelly Hoshiumi is your galactic guide. And Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery personality!

But wait, there’s more! Remilia Nephys will enchant you with her magical powers, while Chisaka Airi will serenade you with her angelic voice. Amanogawa Shiina will take you on a journey to the stars, and Himemiya Rie will make you feel like royalty.

And let’s not forget about Erina Makina, the queen of all things mechanical, and Komachi Panko, the tiny warrior with a big heart. Join us on our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and endless fun! See you there!