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PixelPatriots

  • PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes

    PixelPatriots: No Decisions, Just Long-Range Strikes
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?

    join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.

    plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.

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  • PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

    PixelPatriots Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

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