Why should you join? Because our server has a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for a mere stack of dirt. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding.
So say goodbye to romanticizing disappointment and hello to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way).