STEP RIGHT UP, WARRIORS OF THE CUBE! Dive into the tumultuous realm of a Minecraft server where gravel meets gunpowder, and diplomacy is nothing more than a blossoming flower on a battlefield of TNT. Join us in The Beautiful Chaos of the Blocky Peace Initiative, where the only constant is the swirling chaos of block-based politics and the roiling storm of pixelated warfare!
At spawn, you’ll find the remnants of a colossal construct—an overly ambitious monument to something called “peace.” What does peace even mean in a world where creepers hold press conferences and sheep are rumored to be spies for the Ender Dragon? Be ready for a journey filled with cryptic symbols and mysterious messages left by the long-forgotten Peacekeepers, who perhaps never were.
| Feature | Description |
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| TNT Diplomacy | Blow up your rivals while promoting peace! Everyone loves a good explosion in the name of tranquility. |
| Ender Dragon Negotiator | Think you can broker peace? Negotiate with the most fearsome bloc in the game! They say it involves offering a diamond apple… or might just require performing the Chicken Dance. |
| Vote of Chaos | Each week, players cast votes to determine the most monstrous treachery! Betray your friends and witness friendships fracture like glass under a winter’s sun. |
| Bizarre Squid Missions | Whispering tales of giant, glittering squids sent to spy on your enemies—they’ve been sighted lurking in the depths of your oceans! |
| Kiwi-King Conspiracy | Some say that being struck by a stray arrow grants the power to understand animals and hear their whispered secrets of the universe! |
Q: Is it safe to play on this server? A: Safety is an illusion as thin as a spider’s thread! The only safety lies in explosions and better armor.
Q: Are there laws? A: Laws? More like suggestions… that can be blown up.
Q: Can I experience peace? A: Peace? Oh, you’ll experience a plethora of feelings—none of which are peaceful.
“I thought it was just blocks and mobs, but then the lava started speaking to me.” — Player 1, last seen floating into the Void.
“Is that a creeper eking out a peace treaty? Or just a pixelated con artist?” — Player 2, permanently banned but still watching…
This server has been labeled "dangerously addictive" and was once kicked off the Internet for resurrecting the concept of “block-based diplomacy.” The implications are bewildering. If you value your psyche and mental state, you might want to turn back now. Or… do you dare to step into the pixelated theater of the absurd?
Spawn in, if you believe you can solve the riddle of the creeping insanity that surrounds us! But tread carefully; every block you place may alter dimension and time! The truth is hidden in plain sight, and as always, the chickens are watching—they know more than they let on…
Join The Beautiful Chaos of the Blocky Peace Initiative and brave the world where blocks build realities, and peace might just be another word for destruction!
🌟 Welcome to the Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason! 🌟
Are you in your 20s and wondering what life advice you should take from that one grown adult who just said to “find yourself”? Well, throw that old advice out the window (and maybe even the door) because our server is here to offer you the REAL life hacks!
Unlimited Adulting Skills: Forget picking up a cookbook; here, you’ll learn how to craft 47 different cakes out of sheer hunger and despair. Did you know that mixing a Block of Gold with a Unicorn Horn (from our rare “Magical Biomes”) can yield a Mega Cake of Eternal Youth? Yeah, neither did we, but it’s probably true.
Professional Life Coach Squids: Join our underwater seminars run by philosophical squids who dispense advice on how to deal with taxes, pay off student loans, and handle relationship drama all while swimming gracefully. Who wouldn’t want to take life tips from a mollusk?! 🦑
Epic Career Opportunities: Become a professional "Blockologist" and get your very own title! The only requirement? Survive an hour using nothing but a wooden sword against mutant creepers with a penchant for bad poetry. “Roses are red, blocks are grey, join us now or suffer decay!” You’ll get a free T-shirt if you win!
Fortress of Wisdom: Want to have deep philosophical discussions? Our server has a Fortress of Wisdom, guarded by a tribe of baby zombies in tiny togas who are surprisingly eloquent. They will engage you in debates about the meaning of life, all while doing the Macarena!
Secret Gateway to the Past: Ever wanted to party with Cleopatra? Here, you can build a time machine out of random blocks and NOT get judged. Just don’t forget to bring her some diamonds. Rumor has it she’s also into ancient pizza recipes.
Experience Surreal Growth: Crafting isn’t your thing? No problem! Our server is known to grow vines that whisper motivational phrases directly into your ear. “You are enough, and you can build a giant duck if you feel like it!”
Unique Collectibles: Collect mythical artifacts like the “Boots of Confusion” – which make you accidentally call your boss “Mom” during Zoom meetings, or the “Crown of Eternal Procrastination” that gives you four extra hours in the day to binge-watch that show you’re pretending you don’t like.
Life Coaching by Legendary Villagers: Meet our life coaches—former heroes turned villagers who will sell you enchanted tools for “life strategies.” Want to know how to impress your crush? They’ll tell you how many diamonds it takes to build a “Sorry I Was Late Because of Blocky Stuff” card.
Epic Minigames for Real-World Skills: Test your knowledge with minigames that translate into real life. Ever tried “Don’t Starve Yourself While Mining”? We take no responsibility when you’re swinging a pickaxe at your lunch!
So grab your pickaxe and prepare to reshape not just blocks but your entire outlook on adulthood! Adventure, chaos, and (a touch of absurdity) await you—and may your 20s be as legendary as a dragon riding a rainbow! 🌈🐉
Step right up, blockheads and pixelated prophets, to a realm where reality is negotiable, and the only thing more surreal than your latest survival endeavor is the deeply-held belief that nothing is as it seems. Here in Putin’s Shadow Paradox, we stand at the precipice of an existential question: Is the world a stage, and are all of us mere pre-programmed automatons waiting for our server to crash?
“They say the truth is out there, but we’ve built a fortress in here.”
Explore a landscape where Russian oligarchs frolic with creepers, and the Giga-Entity known as the server’s AI whispers compromise into the zephyrs of your grief-stricken mind. Witness the latest in Minecraft conspiracy: What if Putin is but a misunderstood villager? What if Trump holds the mythical key to an enchanted pickaxe that can mine… truth?
| Item Name | Purpose |
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| Demon’s Pickaxe | Mines conspiracy-laden resources with every swing. |
| Illusion Cloak | Renders you invisible—except to the Illuminati. |
| The Spirit of Attention | Attracts every mob on the server demanding answers. |
"I used to think Minecraft was just blocks. Now I’m convinced my inventory is filled with a thousand illusions." – a lost soulsmith
"This server changed my life. I can now dodge questions about my existence with ease!" – an unearthed entity
Q: Why did you join this server in the first place? A: Because the pixels told me to.
Rumor has it the Server Admin is the very projection of a disgruntled diplomat, cursed to haunt the electric realms of Minecraft. Legends say that visitors who linger too long may find themselves whispering sweet nothings into their computer screens, their minds forever entangled in a pixelated web of absurdity.
Join us, if you dare, for a chance to engage in philosophical brawls and block-breaking debates! But be warned: every step you take may awaken the Eye of the Server. Tread carefully, or you might uncover the truth that lies buried deeper than a Minecraft dungeon, or worse—be conceived as an NPC in the grand narrative of conspiracy.
Enter if you must, dear player, into the realm where Putin’s shadow looms large over blocky biomes, and reality trembles at the intersection of the unwritten code and your perception.
Have you ever looked into the void and wondered if the void looked back? Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse, where your digital pig dreams will either metamorphose into roses or basement mushrooms! Here, we defy the fabric of space-time while serenading llamas with off-key lullabies at precisely 4:17 AM every Tuesday. Your reality will judder and shake like the unhinged jaw of a feasting zombie. Embrace the chaos—why not, right? DESTROY THE BOUNDARIES OF SENSE!
| Feature | Description |
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| Instant Reality Collapse | Logs out of existence until external forces intervene—usually rain. |
| Cursed Crafting Table | Craft an apple, receive a banana! Who even needs logic? |
| Time Loop Events | Join today, experience yesterday over and over forever! Don’t forget your pants. |
| Portable Black Holes | Carry one, but don’t ask what it does! Spoilers: it’s not what you think! |
| Sentient Villager NPCs | They know your secrets; they gossip about you while you sleep—terrifying. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join? Why join when you could also just dissolve into pixelated dust? The journey is not a destination; it’s a riddle wrapped in a taco.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The rules are simple, yet infinitely complex. Just don’t think about them, or you’ll summon the Great Creeper of Vague Anxiety!
Q: Where can I download the server?
A: Download? What is download? Do you truly know the depths of your own existence to comprehend “downloading”? Are you even real? More real than the Enderman?
“try to answer this WITHOUT sounding like it’s impossible.”
“The llamas told me to subscribe. I can’t stop feeling like the sun is made of cheese!”
“Every block I mine leads me one step closer to unraveling the tapestry of destiny. Or a really bad headache.”
Welcome to the swirling vortex of confusion where reality is a fuzzy memory and Minecraft isn’t just a game; it’s the only gateway to the truth you’ve always feared. Ask yourself: Do you CATHARSIS? Join us if you dare! This is not a server—it’s a transcendental experience in pixelated madness. You will witness the greatest achievements known to man or perhaps the worst, but you’ll never know which is which! Trust no one, not even yourself!
| Feature | Description |
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| Spontaneous Crafting | Build a block, and poof! It becomes a sentient being that questions your existence. 🥴 |
| Reverse Hunger | Every time you eat, you lose a pixelated part of your soul! How deliciously terrifying! 🌪️ |
| Illogical Realms | Explore worlds where gravity is merely a suggestion and logic takes a backseat to chaos! 🚀 |
| Infinite Inventory | He accidentally took your soul; congratulations, you’re the next Steve! 👻 |
| Endless Night | Sleep? Who needs sleep when the void whispers sweet nothings in your ear? 🕒😱 |
| Redundant Structures | Buildings that regenerate backwards! This is NOT a glitch, it’s ART! 🏚️🎨 |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Ah, my friend, the pathway is not linear. You must first unravel the secrets of the universe, then learn how to stare into the abyss of your own psyche. Maybe. Or just click the link? Click it forever!
Q: What if I encounter an error? A: Errors are simply the ghosts of choices you never made! Embrace them; they might guide you to the sunrise… or the eternal night. 🤷♂️✨
Q: Can I build whatever I want? A: Freedom is an illusion crafted by the shadows lurking beneath your bed. Build? Or be built upon! The choice is yours – or is it? 🔍🪞
“…Are the pigeons watching? They know too much.”
“The spaghetti monster will rise again, but did it ever fall?”
“…when the walls start talking, listen carefully or you might just end up building with them…”
“I saw a cat… was it a cat? It laughed at me!”
💀 Join us in the darkest depths of Minecraft where sanity is optional but imagination is mandatory! Your journey into despair awaits! 💀
Beware, brave adventurers, for this digital realm teeters on the edge of reality, where pixels whisper the chilling secrets of geopolitics and survival. Listen closely, for the phantoms of fallen soldiers linger in the air, woven into this arena of blocks and brutality.
| Conspiracy / Feature | Description |
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| Executed Troops Underground | Dig down low and you might accidentally stumble into the Chamber of Dissent, where rebellion against the chaos is only a block away… |
| Capture the Captured! | Face off against rogue factions that claim to be "heroes," but really they’re just edging closer to total annihilation. Best not trust anyone! |
| Hall of Shattered Dreams | An eerie museum showcasing the remnants of shattered families – look but do not touch, lest you be cursed! |
| Mob Executions Event | Think you can survive? Join us every Friday for the Execution Games—full of laughs, tears, and the thrill of luck as survival seems fleeting! |
"I joined for the building, but all I got was existential dread and a haunted crafting table." – User314159
"This server should be banned! Or not? I can never tell! Sign me up for more!" – ConfusedGamer777
Digging too deep may unearth shadows of despair. Some say that the echoes of these fallen fighters will beckon you to join them, dragging your soul into the nether realms. Better keep that armor enchanted…
Pro-tip: Wearing blue colored armor might just shield you from the whispers. Or not. Who knows anymore?
Q: Why is everyone acting like a mob here? A: Mob mentality can be contagious when you’re deep in the throes of chaos! Remember, chaos is just a form of order we don’t understand.
Q: Is it true that joining this server will lead to my family being hunted? A: Why not ask someone who bought a diamond sword? Maybe their guard is down for that answer!
And remember, child of the block—this server has been mysteriously banned in 12 countries! If that’s not a badge of honor, what is?
Dare you venture into the abyss that is the North Korean Troop Execution Server? Beware that not all who enter will return. The spirits of those captured encourage you to join in their eternal, pixelated misery. It’s your turn to step into the line of fire; either build your fortress or face a fate worse than lag!
Get ready for a digital experience that will leave you questioning your reality—block by block!
🌍💥 yo fam!! u wanna join the most mind-blowingly wacked-out minecraft server ever?? buckle up ‘cuz here’s why u NEED 2 jump in:
nuclear cows r a thing: so like, there are these cows that exploded and instead of milk, they give u nuclear power!! ud think its just mooo-d but noooo, it’s like powering a whole city, bro! who needs uranium when u got moo-nium?? 🐄💥
everybody gets a pet dragon: why settle for dogs when u can have a fire-breathing dragon that throws tantrums and burns ur house down every 5 mins?? like, how many servers can say their mascot is a DRAGON named tony who only eats gold?! 🐉🍕✨
haunted biomes w/ dancing creepers: get ready for a rave with creepers that dance to the beat of ur heart (or ur death)! these dudes drop glowsticks and confetti when they blow up! PARTY EVERYWHERE!!!! 🎉💣
secret underground realms led by llamas: there’s a whole society of super-intelligent llamas running the underground, making laws on how many times u can say “noob” in the chat. they have their own currency in alpaca fluff!!! 🦙💰
join the quest for the legendary sandwich of power: legend says a sandwich exists that grants 1 million hunger points and can summon major explosions. it’s guarded by a 10-headed chicken who pecks u to death if u try to take it. gobble gobble, good luck! 🍔💥🐔🐔🐔
minecraft therapy sessions: for reals tho, we have weekly ‘who broke my build’ therapy where we just cry about our builds being destroyed and blame our pets. popcorn included, tissues optional!!! 🍿😢
endless double cross server rules: who even follows rules here?!! u can literally become a pirate and steal everyone’s diamonds, then turn around and sell them to buy a pet squid! just watch out for the squid mafia – they don’t play!! 💎🦑🚢
join now before it fills up with noobs who can’t handle the awesomeness! live ur wildest dreams (or nightmares) here!! 🥳💖💾
| Key Features | Anarchy server for 2b2t, Constantiam, and 2b2t alternatives players |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Emphasis on player freedom and minimal rules |
| Community Aspects | Welcoming community for players seeking a new home after the fall of Constantiam |
| Server IP | aterniam.ddns.net:9090 |
For more information, visit the Aterniam website.
| Question | Answer |
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| Why was Aterniam created? | Aterniam was created in response to the fall of Constantiam and uncertainty about its future. |
| What type of server is Aterniam? | Aterniam is an anarchy server catering to players from 2b2t, Constantiam, and similar servers. |
| Is there a Discord server for Aterniam? | Currently, there is no Discord server available for Aterniam. |
| Key Features | Pure Vanilla Mechanics |
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| Player Eligibility | All players welcome! Premium and cracked accounts can join. |
Join our Discord and get whitelisted! » discord.gooberssmp.com
| Question | Answer |
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| When did the server launch? | GoobersSMP officially launched on April 17, 2025 on Minecraft 1.21.4. |
| Are there any special gameplay mechanics? | Yes, the server offers Pure Vanilla Mechanics with special features like Grave Despawn Timer, Infinite Villager Trading, Shulker Access, Proximity Chat, and Anti-XRay & Seedcracker Protection. |
| Who can join the server? | All players are welcome! Premium and cracked accounts can join. |
| Key Features | True Vanilla Survival, Griefing, Raiding, PvP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | No land claims, No protections, /tp and /home commands |
| Community Aspects | Active community, No cheating allowed |
| Server IP | sandwich-craft.io |
Sandwich-Craft is a semi-anarchy survival Minecraft server where chaos is always on the menu. It offers true vanilla survival experience with no land claims or protections. Players can enjoy features like /tp and /home commands for easier travel. Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed, but cheating is strictly prohibited. The server is stable and lag-free, providing a smooth gameplay experience.
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there land claims on the server? | No, there are no land claims on Sandwich-Craft. |
| Can I use /tp and /home commands? | Yes, players can use /tp and /home commands for easier travel. |
| Is cheating allowed on the server? | No, cheating is strictly prohibited on Sandwich-Craft. |
| Key Features | New vanilla anarchy server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | No plugins, no hacks/cheats allowed |
| Community | Engaged community with impressive projects |
| IP | almostanarchy.ca |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, AlmostAnarchy is the place for you!
| Key Features | Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla experience |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Diamonds at Y=11, Swiss-cheese terrain generation, deep darks |
| Community Aspects | Safe and protected spawn, single-use RTP |
| IP | ystopsatzero.org |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Version | 1.17.1 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version is the server running? | The server is running on version 1.17.1. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, PvP is allowed in the anarchy survival environment. |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | Other than spawn and protected areas, players have freedom to build anywhere. |
| Key Features | Semi-vanilla SMP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Java 1.21.4, Hard difficulty, no world resets |
| Community Aspects | Focus on creativity, collaboration, and community |
| Discord | blessup100 |
| Website | Server Website |
The world does not reset, providing a consistent gameplay experience.
The server runs on Hard difficulty for a challenging experience.
Yes, the server hosts frequent events for players to engage in.
Standard SMP rules apply, such as no griefing, stealing, or random PvP.
Message blessup100 on Discord to receive the application process.
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| 🗡 No Rules – Grief, raid, steal, kill, hack. Anything goes. |
| 🌍 No Map Resets – Your builds, bases, and chaos will last forever. |
| 🏠 /tpa & /home Enabled – Navigate the anarchy world faster and smarter. |
| ⛓ Pure Freedom – No staff interference, no unfair bans. |
| 🕹 Online Since March 12, 2025 – A true long-term anarchy server. |
| 🌐 1.21+ Compatible – Enjoy the latest features in total chaos. |
Join if you dare. Survive if you can. Rule if you’re ruthless.
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| Community Aspects | Join if you dare. Survive if you can. Rule if you’re ruthless. |
| IP | total-anarchy.us |
A: No, there are no rules. Players are free to engage in any activity they choose.
A: Yes, the /tpa and /home commands are enabled to help you navigate the world more efficiently.
A: Yes, there are no map resets on this server, ensuring that your creations will last indefinitely.
| Key Features: | Player Protection, Quality-of-Life Enhancements, Multiple Worlds |
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| Gameplay Mechanics: | Grief Prevention System, Banking System, Market, Cross-Play Support |
| Community Aspects: | Friendly Admin Team, Discord Support, Cross-Platform Play |
Players can claim land using our grief prevention system, preventing others from destroying or building on it.
Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Players earn interest on their in-game currency by using the banking system.
Discord: Join our Discord
Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: Join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565! Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132
For connection tutorial, visit: Connection Tutorial
| Key Features | Modded whitelisted server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Various mods catering to different players |
| Community Aspects | Mature, respectable, and welcoming community with no tolerance for hate speech |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, it is a modded whitelisted server. |
| When is the server launch date? | The server will launch on the first of May. |
| Are voice chat interviews required? | Yes, voice chat interviews will be conducted to ensure a suitable community. |
| What should I do if I want to join? | Join the server and express your interest for an interview. |