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Players:	106/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	570818
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

SomeleCraft

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Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	3193
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	4926	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2041	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6290

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchantments Applied:	227
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8100	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	4138	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	852
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?