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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9395 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1197 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 25048 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.