We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.
Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.
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come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?
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We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?
And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?
Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
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Hello, dear Minecraft player! We invite you to our unique Ukrainian political server, where a friendly atmosphere reigns and there are many interesting mechanics developed specifically for our community. We offer you to immerse yourself in an exciting world where you can feel like a real politician or military strategist. On our server you will find a system of parties that will allow you to create and develop your own political power. Join the party, make important decisions together with your like-minded people and influence the development of the country. The passport system ensures realism and interactivity of the game. Get your passport and feel like a citizen protected by the laws of your country of residence Military factories allow you to produce weapons to conquer other nations, in exchange for iron and in-game currency. The politics and banking system will allow you to manage the economic and political aspects of the game. Make laws, regulate taxes, conclude international agreements, create and join alliances, exchange security guarantees, etc. Our server also offers a system of national territories, which allows you to rebel if your country is occupied, and will always give the occupier various debuffs for being in the territory. And these are not all unique systems, but only the main ones! We guarantee that you will have fun on our HomeLand Polit server. Join us and get an unforgettable gaming experience!
homelandpolit.pp.ua
162.55.67.95:59006
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| IP Address: | SSMP.io |
| Support: | We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft does the server support? | The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.21. |
| Are there any limits on gameplay? | There are no limits on gameplay as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules. |
| Does the server have an admin shop or jobs? | No, our economy has no admin involvement and we do not have an admin shop or jobs. |
| What are some unique features of the server? | Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe. |
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a virtual journey filled with endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs – all while escaping the harsh realities of being a directionless adult.
No more feeling like a social outcast, because on our server, you’ll make friends with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a misunderstood genius. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the extraordinary on our server – where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join us today and experience a world where being a little different is not only accepted but celebrated. Who needs real life when you can have a fresh start in the virtual world? Let’s reroll together!
Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.
So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
