Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!
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Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
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Pixel Pals United
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!
so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!
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Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
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Pixel Polyglot
Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!
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Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server! 🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023 🔧 Server Version: 1.21 🎮 Vanilla World Features: - No world border
- Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience
- High-end hardware for lag-free experience
What Astros Reach has to offer:
- Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
- Free community-use creative world
- Weekly and monthly events
- Helpful and knowledgeable community
- Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player
To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!
Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: When was Astros Reach established?
A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.
Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?
A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.
Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?
A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.
Q: What version is the server currently running?
A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.
Q: Are there any special features on the server?
A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.
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Elastic Pixel Fun Land
OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
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DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!
TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview
Description TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems. There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms. We are a small friendly community looking for new players. For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How do I join the server? Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server. Can I marry other players or villagers? Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. Are there any special events on the server? There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms. Is the community friendly? Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.
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Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!
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Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender
HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!
SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)
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Tipsy Pixel Party
so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?