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  • Hairless Pixel Pals

    Hairless Pixel Pals
    join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

    we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

    but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

    so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

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  • Pixel Peace Palace

    Pixel Peace Palace
    lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉

    but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??

    oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻

    so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness

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  • Pixel Pervs R Us

    Pixel Pervs R Us
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U STRUGGLIN TO KEEP FOCUS? DO U GET DISTRACTED EASILY? THEN U NEED TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND STUFF THAT WILL KEEP U SO ENGAGED U WON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT PORN!

    OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT AND EXPLORE ENDLESS WORLDS! PLUS, IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT WILL FOLLOW U AROUND AND SPIT AT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT U!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PORN AND HELLO TO BLOCKY ADVENTURES!

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  • Pixel Identity Quest

    Pixel Identity Quest
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a circus on steroids, but in minecraft form.

    if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. true story. and another time, someone found a secret dungeon filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise. i know, mind blown.

    plus, our community is the coolest around. we have players from all over the world, including a group of penguins who somehow learned how to type. they may not be great at spelling, but they sure know how to have a good time.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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  • Pixel Cash Kingdom

    Pixel Cash Kingdom
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!

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  • Pixel Pals Retreat

    Pixel Pals Retreat
    join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

    rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

    come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

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  • Pixel Villain Connection

    Pixel Villain Connection
    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can connect with ur dark side and become one with ur fave fictional characters! like, u can be besties with Darth Vader or chill with Voldemort, it’s lit fam. plus, u can explore ur own values and motivations while building epic structures and slaying dragons. don’t miss out on dis crazy adventure, join now!

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  • Pandemic Pixel Pals

    Pandemic Pixel Pals
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

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  • Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up

    Pixel Jihad: 🗡️🤣Locked Up
    join dis epic minecraft server and u will be protected from crazy ppl like dis dude who threatened with knife emojis 😂 like who even does that?? but on our server u can build ur own castle and protect it with diamond swords and lava traps 🔥🗡️ plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake 🍰 so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world with us! #minecraftforlife #cakebunkerparty

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  • Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

    Power Players’ Pixel Paradise
    so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

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