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CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

CraftyBaes, cute couple, diamonds, digital connection, digital intimacy, extreme closeup, finding love, Girlfriend, Happy, i found a new gf, iFoundANewGF, internet girlfriend, internet love, itsnotdatsrs, Join, lols, MinecraftMadness, new relationship, online dating, pixel art, pixel love, pixelated face, Server, social media, t rad, virtual girlfriend, virtual romance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
New Chunks Explored:	433662	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	6796
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	4987
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6291	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!