and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.
so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.